Choose Linux. Choose a PC. Choose a fucking big hard disk and a Pentium III to run Enlightenment and KDE. Choose warez, set up a webserver, smurf other lusers who diss you on IRC. Choose sitting in that chair creating mind-numbing soulless web pages, stuffing them with blink and frames and javascript and virus-infected plugins. Choose porn, rotting away at the end of it all, pishing away your last on a miserable dialup, staring at fat whores, nothing but an embarassment to the people who built the net.