This indiscrete picture was taken on top of the sears tower. You'll
notice that I have a number of supermodels cavorting naked around me.
Ah, to be a Dave.
Later this picture became famous for being the first ever nude
picture on the net, and it started the well-known alt.sex.pictures
newsgroup. You've likely seen this photo numerous times as the
desktop backgrounds of many swooning men and women who are my fans.
In accordance with the Indecency Statutes
of the 1996 Federal Telecommunications Act,
this image has been removed.